小明與小牛的三日遊
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有一天 小明拉著一隻母牛帶著一隻小牛去市場
但在半路上遇到強盜，他們搶走母牛
還把小明扒光綁在一顆樹上，搶走他身上的衣物
因為車上塞不下小牛，於是把小牛留了下來
3天後 小明被路人救下
小明氣噗噗的對著小牛一頓猛揍
路人不解，問了小明
小明說：這三天來
我不止一次對這只牛說我不是你媽媽！
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三天限時限定懶趴牛奶
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小明不感激他還揍他 不知感恩
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這牛奶的腥臭味非比尋常
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小牛狂吸！:ghost: :ghost:
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這牛奶特別好喝XDD
真是小母牛倒立 -
充滿蛋白質的牛奶
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小母牛踩電線 閃電加牛B
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小牛的取精 小明送精 (誤
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原來是牛魔王取精的故事
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好感人的取經的故事哈哈哈哈哈
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